Whenever, Wherever

Some wise people say the anthem 'Whenever Wherever' by pop superstar "SHAKIRA" is the divine melody of the slug. It features key lyric 'whenever, wherever, we're meant to be 2gether.' This is particularly relevant to this species of mollusc. For you see, whenever and wherever, if two slugs are meant to be 2gether, they will. They will find their way to each other like little slimey magnets. Over mountains, through lakes, inside jars, at lunchtime or in the morning... literally WHENEVER, WHEREVER.

In another key lyric, "SHAKIRA" sings:

Baby I would climb the Andes solely
To count the freckles on your body

This is almost certainly a nod to the slug species, as they contain many freckles, or 'pores', in their slimey skin. It is common amongst many slugs to count the freckles on the bodies of their friends and family in order to identify them, should the slug ever be rendered speechless and unable to muster any words. Secondly, "Andes" is known to be slang for "wall". So this lyrics is actually saying (one slug 2 another) that 'I would climb a wall in order to identify you should you be rendered speechless'.

To conclude, if you ever attend a "SHAKIRA" concert watch out for the 'Andes' as you may find many a mollusc congregating there practicing their numeracy skills.