Dear Slug

Write to the slug with your problems.

Here's one:

Sleepless in Stratford: Dear Slug, I have recently been having trouble sleeping because each evening my young son, Peter, has been pouring balsamic vinegar on my bed sheets. I only have one spare set, so at any given time one set is constantly in the wash and the other one has been covered in vinegar. He has been doing this every night for the past 11 months, I am not sure why or what to do. Please help.

Slug: put your son in a jar.