Monday, 29 November 2010
SLUGGY CREEPS
SLUGGY CREEPS is the number 1 Slug TV show in which the host, Shakira, helps families and friends solve their differences.
Episode 23841904132: "My husband put a slug on my daughter": LIE DETECTOR RESULTS
Featuring:
Daniel - the father and alleged perpetrator of the slug-on-face incident
Mo - the mother, accusing Daniel of "face via slug" crimes
Shintzy - the daughter, who had slug on her face
Slug - went on a face
Shakira: OKAY, lie detector question one: Daniel, did you touch a slug last month? Daniel answered 'no' to this question.
[Daniel looks nervous]
Mo - HURRY UP AND REVEAL THE RESULTS STUPID SHAKIRA
Shintzy - jus shu up mum
Slug- ....
Shakira: SHUT UP, ALL. The lie detector says: Daniel, you were lying.
Daniel: Nawwww.
Shakira: Question two. We asked Daniel if he put a slug on Shintzy's face. Daniel declined to respond.
Mo - OH MY GOD! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! HE PUT THE SLUG ON HER FACE
Slug: ....
Shakira: and there we have it. Whenever, wherever: Daniel and Mo are not meant to be 2gether. How do you feel now that you know who put a slug on your face, Shintzy?
Shintzy: I feel sick. Can't believe I had a slug on my face.
Seasonal Slug
The seasons are changing once again. Like the tide, slugs must change too.
It is Christmas. We must love one another. Leave each other sluggy little gifts wrapped up in balsamic vinegar, or even malt vinegar.
There are songs we sing to celebrate this particular season. Slug favourite is 'ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU' by M. Carey.
The song is so much more than a song. It's a mantra. A MANTRA FOR LIF3. On first glance, the lyrics are merely superficial. All dear Mariah wants is "you". She doesn't ever reveal who "you" is. No, she leaves it up to YOU to decide what she wants. Is it malt vinegar? Is it balsamic? Is it a slug in a jar?
"And the sound of children's
Laughter fills the air "
What are they laughing at?
Is it balsamic? Is it malt?
Only "you" can decide.
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