Redditch correspondent Dale Halford-Pearce caught up with Stanley to chat about the ups and downs of being a slug in a modern town...
Dale: Hi Stanley, what's your favourite pastime?
Stanley: Grrerllffdeellllgslugslugslurp
D: Interesting! I never knew slugs could play golf! What about life ambitions? Got any plans for the future?
S: Spluuuurpslugslugffrrrllllip
D: Blimey! Good luck with that! Any tips for any city slugs looking to get away from the buzz?
S: Rrrrlflufp? Purrellgsfufl.
D: Great, thanks! Well excellent chatting with you, see you soon! Stay away from the slug pellets.
S: Fllooorrrpsplu!
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