Anita In Slug Lif3

PROFILE: ANITA

Anita is a girl. She h8s slugs.

List of things Anita does:
* eats fish finger sandwiches
* puts her socks in the sink
* definitely creates a FB event for everything she does. Examples: 'Anita invited you to the event ''Anita is buying new socks''', 'Anita invited you to the event 'Anita is going to Tesco at 4pm''.
* Anita thinks watching a Youtube video of a band is seeing them live
* Anita lost 7 of her toes in a running accident. She massages the stumps.
* Anita can hold her breath for 3 minutes

Anita in Slug Lif3

While on holiday in Ibiza Anita encountered a slug. She was wearing flipflops (this is always a bold move in regards to the stump situation) and thus had to shuffle everywhere. Her gut instinct said to raise her foot and squash the slug. She was too afraid of the squelching sound squishing a slug would make. She logged on to her Facebook.

Anita has invited you to the event 'Crush a slug in Ibiza'.